VDay Wishes from Zenobia Renquist

Happy Valentine's Day!

My VDay card to you:

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Check out my VDay story, A Valentine's Gift for Tori for an unorthodox look at the most romantic holiday of the year.

She wants a boyfriend for Valentine’s and her husband wants to deliver.

Tori has come to the realization that her marriage lacks the spark it had in the beginning. She and her husband argue more than anything else and she foresees a nasty break-up on the horizon if something doesn’t change. When he asks her what she wants for Valentine’s Day, her answer is scandalous and straightforward—a boyfriend.

Rather than be upset, her husband is intrigued by the idea and sets out to make it happen. Tori has set herself—and him—an impossible goal and her prospects aren’t that promising. But she’s determined to have a boyfriend in time for the most romantic holiday of the year.

Read the first chapter

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Hard-on Halloween Pumpkin Punch

Ingredients:
1 can sweetened condensed milk
2l orange soda
1 can sweet cider
1 packet Orange Sherbet
1 pumpkin

Steps:

• To make the pumpkin into a punch bowl, cut off the pumpkin’s top and set aside (for the lid).
• Insert one finger into the opening and rotate slowly clockwise, counting to 10. Stop. Crook the finger and continue the clockwise motion, counting to 15. Insert another finger and repeat until the flesh is soft and ready.
• Scoop out the seeds, leaving an inch-thick layer all around the inside.
• Make two holes in the lid of the condensed milk. Carefully lick its thick milky sweetness off the tin knife. Glide your finger around the tin and suck it dry.
• In short spurts, pour the condensed milk into the hollowed-out pumpkin.
• Add cider and orange soda. Stir with your fingers. Let your partner lick off the wetness.
• Open the packet of sherbet. Pour onto wet flesh and watch it fizz.
• Add one ice cube.
• Lock the door (or not!) and have the best Halloween ever!

(compliments of Eve Summers, author of "A Slave of My Own Desire", Red Rose Publishing)

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